Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Sneezingg!

Hey peeps! Tyler's back with a brand new crack? Lol, yess I'm back with a new comedy sketch that I've written. I was washing some dishes at the kitchen after my late dinner just now. And I notice that I was sneezing all the way.

Well, have you ever heard about the myth saying 'If you sneeze twice in a row, it means someone's talking about you?' So yea, from there it gave me a rough idea to write down this sketch. Enjoy =)

Friend : Hey dude! Ahhhhh-chumm*sneeze* Excuse me.

Tyler : Lol, it's okay. What's up?

Friend : Nothing man, AHHHHH-CHUMMMM, AHH-CHUMM*sneeze, again* Goshhh, that was a big one.

Tyler : Woo, someone's really praising you up high into the sky.

Friend : HAHA *confused* what do you mean?

Tyler : Well I heard a myth saying that if you sneeze twice in a row, it means someone's talking good about you.

Friend : Ohh really? Then how bout thrice in a row?

Tyler : It's means someone's talking bad about you then.

Friend : I seee, then how bout' sneezing quarce in a row?

Tyler : Oh it says here. 'Dude, it means you need to see the doctor!'

= . =

HAHA, hope you guys like it. Anyways, have a great week yea? Enjoy your time and keep dropping by for more updates. =) Thank you very much for your time, Tylersaur signingg out!

~Tyler

Monday, October 4, 2010

Poke me, and I shall poke you back.

Holla to all my awesome peeps! Hope everyone is doing good like how I am doing right now. Without noticing, it's October already, gosh I still remember a month ago when I sent off my brother to Russia. Well, I guess time does know how to flap their wings like professionals pilots.


Anyways, today I am back with a new comedy sketch that I have wrote a while ago during my class. Well, let me ask you all, if anyone of you have ever come across with a situation whereby in a wedding dinner, and an old folk will poke you on your shoulder and start asking about when are you going to get married ad things like that? Well if yes, I have a new 'come backs' to that.
note : This is only a joke, hence
please don't try this!

In a wedding dinner


Larry (old uncle) : *POKE*

Tyler : Yes uncle Larry?

Larry : Nah, just wanna let you know that, you're next! *points at the groom*

Tyler : = . =''

In a funeral


Tyler : *POKE*

Larry : Yes?

Tyler : You're next! *points at the coffin*


=X

Like I've said just now. this is only a part of my work. Thus, I don't do this in real life as I love my family very much. =) For those that are having a bad time, I hope this have help you in some way in cheering up even for a bit. Anyways, do stay tuned for more to come. Hope you guys will have an awesome October this year! Take care and cheers.



Rawr;
Tyler

Saturday, September 25, 2010

New HTML Layoutt!

Hollaaa peoplee! I'm back. Rofl~ Remember I told you that I will come back with a new Layout for my blog? Here it is, I have been editing it all this while, and I guess this is the end result. Hope you guys like it though. HAHA ! Well, at least I know I do (; There's a reason why I chose cow as my background. As for now, it's kept as secret. In other words, it's for me to know, and for you people to find out.

Anyways, I've been quite busy lately with my new sem of classes. Since it is my short sem this time, well all the classes are packed like SARDINES, literally. It's like 3 hours of lecture straight with no breaks in between. But thank god, for this sem I have 2 of the most awesome lecturers. Nevertheless, at times I really felt like the 3 hours of lecture is not enough since the class is so much fun. *SARCASM much?*

So yea, I guess that's about all for now. I hope you guys will keep dropping by to my blog to see my new updates. I will try my best to keep my blog updated as frequent as I can, no promise. Not forgetting my 'lovely' streamyx line is currently giving me a hell of a time. God knows what's wrong with it. Alright then, I hope you guys will enjoy the rest of the week and take care people! Tylersaurus, signingg outtt!

My old page, preview.

~Tyler

Monday, September 20, 2010

We've swept the POT away!

Jackpot Madness Competition
Date - 18th of September 2010

Venue - Taylor's Lakeside Campus

Placing - 1st(Champion)


First of, as the team's blogger, I would like to thank all our supporters that have came to watch the match. winning this tournament would be one of our very first achievement since we are a very fresh and new team.


Although they may address Red Legion as a new team, we've prove to ourselves and others what we are capable of. But then again, winning the competition doesn't mean we are forever unbeatable, hence we will try our best to train more in order to have a better team so that we can win more for the upcoming tournament(s).


We would like congrats the girls' team as well for their awesome achievement. To us winning is not that important but getting the experience and to know that we can play well together is. So keep up the good work girls, you girls can do it!


Rest well my dear Legions as we have a 'war' waiting for us. CDL !


'Red Red Red LEGION ! RARRRRR~'


~Tyler

Friday, September 3, 2010

China made Rocketman!

Since one of my brother is going to fly back to Russia in a few hours of time. It gave me a new material to come up with a comedy =) And the story goes like this.

One fine day, a scientist from USA had call out a press conference. The main purpose of it is to gather all the scientists that were involved in space and galaxy projects. Hence, there were people from NASA, Russian Rocketry, MNSA and also China Space who are involved. So this is what happen.

Reporter : Excuse me, can you please tell me what is the most proudest moment from your association in space? *SHOUT*

American : Well, we are proud to say that our people are the first who has walked on the moon (referring to Neil Armstrong).

Russian : Ahem, we are the first who send our people into the space(referring to Yuri Gagarin).

Malaysian : Well at least we have sent our first man to the space to study about medical(referring to Dr Syeikh Muszaphar).

Since all three have had their moment to speak up, the people of China started to feel left out. Hence...

China : Hoii ! You think flying to space all very good one meh?

Everyone : Certainly *stunted*

China : Hello! Everyone also can go space you know. I telling you, we're not only going to send our people to the space. We will also be in the book of history one!

Everyone : How?

China : Easy, we will send our people to the SUN ! Your people can mou?

Reporter : *Giggle* But sir, won't your people turn into dust before they can even reach the Sun?

China : Haiyo, don't be stupid laa, we will go at night!

E N D

So yea, that's about all. Hope you guys like it and do stay tune for more. Have a great weekend ahead and take care!

~Tyler

Sunday, August 29, 2010

To do LIST

Since I'm gonna be busy for this coming days. I have made myself a TO-DO-LIST and here it is. =)


List to do!
- Change a new Layout for my Blog.
- Score good marks for my next Sem.
- Update my blog more often.
- Be a better man.


~Tyler

6 days to go

F*ck this is HOMO, word!

6 more days, my brother will be heading back to Russia, to continue his journey to become a well-known Doctor for my kids, oh wait, our kids. HAHA!

Damn man, I still remember when you first came back here dude. We went straight to Jalil and meet up with your cousin there. Holla shit time does have wings ey? And I thought that was another bull-shit myth. Dayum*

Anyways, just so you know, this 5 days are gonna epic! Pssss, you better watch out for a farewell-BASH brother!

Till then! I'll be quite busy from updating my blog. But I truly appreciate it for those of you are still dropping to check out my blog.

~Tyler

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Antenna!

Hey peepss! How are you guys doing? I'm back, and here's a comedy genre of blog that I've wrote. And I would like to share it with you guys. Hope it will help you guys to cheer up for a bit =) So yea, there was this once, I went out with one of my American friend. As we were going for our lunch, this is what happened when we were eating.

Tyler : So dude, what do you think about Malaysian?

Friend : Hey man, it's awesome! But one thing.

Tyler : Yea, what's that?

Friend : I found out that, you people are really addicted to antennas ey?

Tyler : Huh? Oh, those are antennas installed in order to receive channels like Axn and HBO.

Friend : No, no, no. *laugh* I mean, despite on seeing most of the houses here have that wok look alike antenna, I don't expect them to talk about them all the time right?

Tyler : Lol, what do you mean? We don't talk about them.

Friend : Haha, noo, I'm serious. The other day, I was talking to my neighbour. He just can stop talking about it man. Antenna this, antenna that. I find it really annoying man.

Tyler : Haha, he must be one of the antenna freak I guess.

Friend : No, not only him. I went to my friend's house, he was antenna-ing with me too.

Tyler : Oh well, we've have to drop it already aite? So by the way. Let's plan for our activities today man.

Friend : Haha, okay. So what do you have in mind?

Tyler : I was planning after our lunch, we'll go for a movie. And then ah...

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*END*

Haha! So ya, I hope that you guys like it. Hence, it's time for me to go now. Keep dropping by for more kay? Take care guys! Oh, do let me know on what you guys think about this. Leave me a comment =)

Cheers

~Tyler

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Random Quote of Mine

Here I am, back with a new quote.
As the clock strikes 12 last
night, it shows that a
new month is born. Yesterday
was already a history.


It is now August, a brand new month
in the year of 2010 =) Hence,
I would like to start off in my blog
with a brand new quote I wrote.


"Every night when I wish you good night,

I always pray that I'll be able to wish you

good morning the next day."


Which I think most of you would roughly
know what it means. =)


Anyways, hope you guys will enjoy
your month of August. As for
me and some of my friends in UCSI,
the month of August triggers that
we will be having our finals soon.


So yea, best of luck to you all,
and hope that you all will achieve
what you have work hard for.


~Tyler


Saturday, July 31, 2010

Short stories

One day, a girl needed help on her assignment and thought by asking her boyfriend would help.

The Conversation.

Girl : B, I have three question that I was to ask you as for my assignment. ;)

Boy : Sure, go ahead.

Girl : 1st question, what you define cute as?

Boy : Y?

Girl : Why what?! I'm asking you la. Never mind, strike one.
2nd question, what do you define beautiful as then?

Boy : Ooo.

Girl : Stop acting like a kid and answer my questions. Grr! Strike 2!
Okay, last question, what do you define kind as? A good hearted person
perhaps?

Boy : U? Are you happy? *smile*

Girl : Okay, but you only answered 1 question which is the last one
and you're expecting me to be happy?!

Boy : No, I've answered all your questions. And I defined them as
one word if you would ask me all those three at a time, didn't you realize? Give it a try.

Girl : Okay, what do you define cute as? What do you define beautiful
as and what do you define kind as? Now WHAT ?!!

Boy : Y O U =)

END.

~Tyler

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Quote of the day!

Hey my dear followers and readers !
I'm back with a new Quote.

Would like to dedicate this

to a friend of mine.


Keep holding on yaw! You're

strong and I'm sure you know that.

Just remember what I've

said to you. Hence, here it is =) ~yga


"It's okay, just let them turn off the light;

No matter what, for thee, I can still be bright."


Which basically means, if ever someone

would bring you down, I just want

to let you know that I will

try my best to be there for you =)


~Tyler

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I can be your Superman

Love the meaning of this song, and planing to play this song for a friend of mine. She's strong but lately, a lot of things have happened. And so I thought by dedicating this song to her, she would feel more stronger and be able to go through this test in her life. =)

p/s: I love the line where it says, 'Even heroes have the
right to bleed.' Which simply means, even a superhero can get hurt, doesn't matter it is a emotionally or physically attack.

So here goes.

I can’t stand to fly

I’m not that naive

I’m just out to find

The better part of me


I’m more than a bird...i’m more than a plane

More than some pretty face beside a train

It’s not easy to be me


Wish that I could cry

Fall upon my knees

Find a way to lie

About a home I’ll never see


It may sound absurd...but don’t be naive

Even heroes have the right to bleed

I may be disturbed...but won’t you concede

Even heroes have the right to dream

It’s not easy to be me



Up, up and away...away from me
It’s all right...you can all sleep sound tonight

I’m not crazy...or anything...


I can’t stand to fly

I’m not that naive

Men weren’t meant to ride

With clouds between their knees


I’m only a man in a silly red sheet

Digging for kryptonite on this one way street

Only a man in a funny red sheet

Looking for special things inside of me

Inside of me

Inside me

Yeah, inside me

Inside of me



I’m only a man
In a funny red sheet

I’m only a man
Looking for a dream


I’m only a man

In a funny red sheet

And it’s not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...


Its not easy to be me

~Tyler

Monday, July 26, 2010

Quotes.

Hello my fellow followers! Sorry for not
updating
my blog for quite sometime.
Been away and didn't
have much to
crap about lately. *sigh*



So anyway, as you all can see
I my title of this blog,
I am back with
another random quote, hope it
can
help my dear readers to inspire
others around them.
If it can help you,
feel free to spread the words. Oh Oh,

don't forget to credit my name in it aite ?
Hehe~


'They say love is in the air. Hence
whenever you're sad,
just breath in.
You will feel my presence there.
'


So yea, hope you guys like it
and hope it will help
you guys to inspire
your friends/lover/whoever you

want to =)

~Tyler

Sunday, July 11, 2010

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Friends are almost as same as family.
Some people will even take their closest

friends and address them as their

own brothers and sisters.

What are friends for you ?



Friends are easy to find, but
true friends are not. It is easy
to make friends with a stranger,
but would you trust a stranger by
telling him/her your deepest secrets ?
Why can't you appreciate those in front of you ?

Friends are not measured with the time
duration. Doesn't mean the longer you
know that person, you are his/her true friend.
It's about will you be there when he/she is down?
Would you pick him/her up when he/she falls?
Will you be able to cheer him/her up when he/she cries?
Will you even have the thought on how to cheer he/her up?
Why are you so blind dude ?

To have a friend that you really trust is
not easy. Okay, maybe it is easy for you to tell
all the secrets, but how sure are you that the
secrets will remain?
I'm really disappointed with you dude.

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You almost had everything, which
I highly doubt that you even notice it.
Or maybe you just want
something more
than what you already have.

Well if you want everything to go on to your way, fine.
Have it your own way, but I have
to warn you. If I ever see you hurting her,
don't blame me for what I will do.
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Tyler~

Monday, June 7, 2010

Gone too soon buddy, Fishball.

Current Mood ; Sad

Today(6th of June 2010)
is the date where a friend of mine

a.k.a.
Fishball, who has gone up to
Heaven to meet with his family

and friends.


Who is Fishball ? Well, he a hamster and
was one
of my 18th birthday gift
from 2 of
my good friend, Jessica & Joseph.
And he's by far one of the most active

hamster that I've ever seen.


Officially became part of my family on

the 15th of Dec 2009 which is a day

after my birthday last year.


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On the 5th of June 2010,

I went out for one of my brother's

21st surprise birthday dinner at

TGIF, Pavilion. And I remember clearly

before I left the house, I played with
Fishball
for awhile.

I came back from the dinner the next
day at around 5 am in the morning.
Saw him laying with both eyes closed.
Thought he was just sleeping.
And normally if I get too close to his cage,
he
will jump to the front of the cage.

But this time, it didn't happen. And I
was shocked with the situation.
He didn't
even move one bit. And when I saw
that, my heart just couldn't stop saying,
"This ain't happening, this ain't happening again."

And when I got closer to have a clearer look,
his stomach wasn't pumping and
he was just laying there, motionless.

That's when I realize that, Fishball has gone....

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To my friend, Fishball ;

I'm sorry for the days that I've missed playing with you,
for the days that I've forgotten to feed you with your
favorite foods, for the days that I've not pay enough
attention to you and for all the things that I have
done that had hurt you and yet you couldn't even tell me.

You will be miss, and I hope that you'll be up there
with your long loss family and friends. Eating all
your favorite foods and playing with all your friends.

I'll see you soon buddy, though you're just a small
hamster, but your present have made a big
part of me and my family's everyday life.

“Shalom, my friend, shalom, my friend, shalom, shalom.
Till we meet again, till we meet again. Shalom, shalom."

Fishball
15th of Dec 2009 - 6th of June 2010
From your friend ;

Tyler


Monday, May 31, 2010

Relay for Life 2010.

Hollaa ! Yes, I have once again
participated myself with a Cancer run which
was held in our one and only Stadium Bukit Jalil
on last Saturday(29th of May 2010).

And since it was raining heavily before the
event, it has caused the track of the
field so muddy that we had to change the
venue. The people in charge had to close up the
actual track and prepare another place
for the stage and tents to be put on.

Cleaver enough, they've chose a place which
was even more muddier. Yes, it was
so blardy muddy that my pity shoe almost
got swallowed by it. Goshhh !

Though we expected the crowd to be bigger
than the year before, but when we got there,
we were all disappointed. It was barely half
of the crowd from the previous year.
Well, I guess it was because of the muddy
situation then. sigh
!

The event actually starts at 6pm and supposely
end on the next day's (30th of May 2010)
afternoon. But since me and a few of my friends
had to work the next day. We decided
to go back early. And as usual our plan of going
back 'early', failed miserably. Haha!

Our actual plan was, to go there at 9pm and
go back home at around 12 am. But what actually
happened on that day was, we ended up by going
back at 2 am. Not straight to home, but we went
to our second home instead, the Mamak ! LOL~

Anyways, back to the story, well if you guys
have read my Relay for Life 2009's post before,
then I'm pretty sure that most of you would
roughly know what is this event about.
Right ? *wink*

So yea initially, I wanted to join my awesome
friends (Anthony, Amanda, Jessica & Lily)
to run around the field for the charity, but
since I was holding my bag and camera,
I couldn't. Noo, it was not an excuse,
it's true and I got proofs. *Ngekk*

Well, I can't just explain all the activities
that we did over there can't I ? Hehe!
To make everyone happy, I will just let
the photos do the talking for me. =)

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*I was too lazy to edit the photos,
there were too many of them*


Relay for Life T-Shirt 2010
Anthony
JessicaLilyAnthony & Amanda
Are you a Survivor ?Wash away mud's line Tents for the overnight.
Tribute to the Cancer-Survivors
Mud racers ?
Uberly talented guy
Samantha, Wei Shuang & Anthony
Awesome participantsAnother one
The tent that caught my eyes
Beneath the Relay for Life Balloon
Aren't they Cute ? (not my parents)
I think this group of people are awesome, no?
Believe in HOPE
Blue team vs Yellow?
Chicken Dance while Jogging
And you thought KFC is made out of chickens ?
This guy got the beat
They shouted, 'I love Nasi Lemak' ;)And the best chicken goes to...
Speaking of KFC
My brother's friend (Jia Yang)
For you, as you're the light of my life =)
The after effect (my poor shoes)
Mandy & Jessica
Mandy Mudded
Anthony Mudded
Jessica MuddedLily Mudded
Me Mudded
Cute ay ?Mud away
Yes we did it again!

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So yea, I guess that's about all for now.

To see more of the photos, please kindly visit

my facebook's profile to see 'em. It's too

many for me to upload everything here if

you know what I mean.
Hehe!

Anyways, thanks again for dropping by,

do stick around for more. I will be

posting on what I did on the following day

soon.


And before I go, I would like to wish

all the cancer and ex-cancer patients,

Never to give up on your life!

Though the battlefield is big and the

challenges ahead are tough, don't forget that
you got us
and your family who will
always be at your back.
Hence, if you go
would have to go for a cancer-war, we shall
go together and bring back the victory you deserve.

=)

Tyler~

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Quote of the Day.

Woke up in the middle of the night
yesterday, and all the sudden a random
quote popped out
from my head.

Found it kinda catchy and it
may
help those of you who's afraid
of
accepting someone or even something
new into your life.


So was thinking of sharing it with you all, my
dear followers, readers and friends. =)

'
Never
give up just because it didn't turn out well at first.'

Which basically means, that even though,

you had a bad experience before on
what
you've done or did, that doesn't mean
that the outcome
would be the same in
the future. So as a person,
you must never
give up that easily.



Tyler~



Saturday, May 15, 2010

Awesome trip to Genting !

Hollaa !
I gotta say that I had so much
fun on my previous my sem break. Before
me and other could finish our
finals exam, we have planned this mini
road trip way back.


But then again, I always like to say;
'When you're having a good time,
time
flies, but when you're not,
a minute feels
like an hour.'
So yea, basically our 3 days
trip pass by just like that.

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Transport?
- In order to save on transportation, we
decided to drive ourselves up there. And
since there are 12 of us, we drove only
3 cars. Which is more than enough.

How many days?
-We had 2 days and 1 night trip.

Activities?
-Mostly what we did was photo shooting,
had acoustic sessions in our room, walk
around First World hotel and most
importantly, we bond ourselves =)

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Though for some of you, you might think
'Boringggg la go Genting'. But I
gotta tell you that it ain't that boring
when you're with your awesome peeps like
what I had with me. =D


Anyways, it's so hard for me to write out the
feelings and the fun we had into words.
So I guess, I will just let the photos do the
talking for me.

p/s : Ain't that good of a photographer myself.
Am still
learning, so yea =)


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-Single Shots-


(Handsome Gents)
Casey
AlvinJoHayderJustin-----------------------------------------------------------------

(Beautiful Ladies)
Vanessa (via Val's camera)
Valerie
June
Amelia
Charity
Gloria (Via Val's camera)

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The Lead Actresses (Van & Val)
The Twins
Van & JoAlvin & CaseyJJ (Jo & June)June & VanC.A. Double-VThe Mirror Shot Trial Amelia & CharityPaparazzi much ? *like*The Girls (w/o June)The Girls (with June this time) Finally =b------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Others

Hibiscus 1

FlowersPurpleHibicus 2Daisy
Theme Park HotelThe Hill shot
Hard Rock
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Gonna upload more photos soon =)


Anyways, thanks for dropping by again,
do drop me with some comments
on anything you want to ask or talk about.
Comments and IM will be replied A.S.A.P.


Your blogger,

Tyler~